Apocribbah is here . . .

•March 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

And we haz to patch patch patch. At a whooping 36kbps download speed, I think I’ll go take a nap while the 1.4 GB of sexy new content gets into my pc. And then my laptop. Nite nite!

Trader catfight

•March 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Yes it happened! Before the epic conversation is posted, let me just say that Stahra is my alt. She is very handsome and makes lots of isk daily! And now, lights, corp channel, action!

[ 2009.03.06 20:53:45 ] Stahra > gosh i think i am the most beautifull alt in this channel
[ 2009.03.06 20:54:04 ] Trade Brah > you best be joking bitch
[ 2009.03.06 20:54:33 ] Stahra > ur forehead’s too big
[ 2009.03.06 20:54:49 ] Mirko Zlikowsky > I vote for Stahra…
[ 2009.03.06 20:54:54 ] Trade Brah > your tits are too saggy
[ 2009.03.06 20:55:04 ] Stahra > how dare you : slap :
[ 2009.03.06 20:55:05 ] Sola Veritas > ROFL
[ 2009.03.06 20:55:53 ] Sola Veritas > I vote for a Vherokior mud wrestle
[ 2009.03.06 20:56:29 ] Stahra > just you wait till ambulation hits
[ 2009.03.06 20:56:45 ] Sola Veritas > lol, right?
[ 2009.03.06 20:57:23 ] Trade Brah > so are all new alts going to train 2x as fast after M10, or just the ones created after M10
[ 2009.03.06 20:57:34 ] Stahra > after m10

[ 2009.03.06 20:57:41 ] Trade Brah > that’s terrible news
[ 2009.03.06 20:58:04 ] Stahra > i’d say, i would trash such an ugly alt and make another one
[ 2009.03.06 20:58:19 ] Trade Brah > fuck you, i hit random THREE times
[ 2009.03.06 20:58:41 ] Stahra > lolz
[ 2009.03.06 20:58:50 ] Trade Brah > actually, not even that
[ 2009.03.06 20:58:56 ] Trade Brah > i just skipped that step
[ 2009.03.06 20:59:05 ] Stahra > as we can see
[ 2009.03.06 20:59:13 ] Stahra > unfortunately : rubs eyes :
[ 2009.03.06 20:59:19 ] Trade Brah > sorry, i’m not playing barbie online here
[ 2009.03.06 20:59:36 ] Stahra > no, isk making barbie online =D
[ 2009.03.06 21:00:08 ] Trade Brah > i just bought 40 10mn mwd IIs for 2.5 mil each
[ 2009.03.06 21:00:12 ] Trade Brah > how does that make you feel
[ 2009.03.06 21:00:28 ] Stahra > someone bought 15 invul 2s 2 sec after i put em up for sale :D
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:05 ] Danivon > Trade Brah > i just bought 40 10mn mwd IIs for 2.5 mil each <– more fool you

[ 2009.03.06 21:02:16 ] Stahra > you payed, i gained
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:20 ] Stahra > basic math
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:21 ] Danivon > I can buy them for 2 mill here straight off the market
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:32 ] Danivon > no buy order needed
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:40 ] Trade Brah > oh ya? where
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:47 ] Joe D’Trader > trader bash!!!
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:49 ] Danivon > Metropolis
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:55 ] Stahra > lol joe :D
[ 2009.03.06 21:02:58 ] Danivon > trader fuckwit more like
[ 2009.03.06 21:03:36 ] Trade Brah > sounds like you’re full of crap :|
[ 2009.03.06 21:03:46 ] Danivon > suck it up muppet
[ 2009.03.06 21:04:04 ] Trade Brah > liars are bad
[ 2009.03.06 21:04:10 ] Danivon > heh
[ 2009.03.06 21:04:11 ] Stahra > : popcorn :
[ 2009.03.06 21:04:37 ] Danivon > not worth it with morons like that
[ 2009.03.06 21:04:46 ] Danivon > clearly he has fucked up

[ 2009.03.06 21:04:52 ] Danivon > but there we go
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:07 ] Trade Brah > yeah i’m totally terrible for already selling them with 300% markup
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:11 ] Danivon > good
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:11 ] Trade Brah > end yourself
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:30 ] Danivon > buying for 2,5 mill = fail
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:41 ] Trade Brah > well i hope you’re right
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:43 ] Danivon > so I rename you Trader Fuckwit
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:47 ] Danivon > :)
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:51 ] Danivon > and goodbye
[ 2009.03.06 21:05:53 ] Trade Brah > because if you are, i’m about to buy them all
[ 2009.03.06 21:06:04 ] Trade Brah > die in your sleep
[ 2009.03.06 21:06:14 ] Stahra > :o
:awesome:

And the Lord said ‘Let there be poastage’..

•March 7, 2009 • 2 Comments

And lo and behold, there was poastage. And the many many readers of this blog rejoiced, by not leaving any comments in them. Them posts that is. And are.

Yes yes this week I failed horribly by promising a new post on Thursday (if I remember correctly) and there was none to be read. So as a ‘I’m sowwy will never happen again I’ll buy cake’ token, no YaY SaturdaY! comics for today and real serious rabbles instead.

*Looks at hand* 1..2..4..no wait…3 days until Apocrypha hits (and yes I spelled it right!). No reason for me to go into specialized reviews and reports from Sisi, mainly because of these 2 big juicy reasons:

1. I never got on Sisi to test Apocrypha. Why? Couldn’t be arsed to fuck up my EvE client, I want to be surprised by it when it hits Tranquility, Couldn’t be arsed to download 1.4 GB of content….pick your favourite one.

2. There are lots of serious dedicated full of win blogs out there that already covered every aspect of this expansion. What could I add? That it will hit Tranquility on March 10th? Hehe..

So yea, March 10th will be the day most of us will have to face RL after oh so many months, go out (GAH!!!) and do some shopping and in general attend to the needs of the bunker. Many months of fun will follow, shooting wormholes while travelling throu….wait…shooting sleeping wormholes while…*CENSORED*…shooting SLEEPERS while travelling through WORMHOLEZ. S. Epicness is to be expected.

On a side note, I have found a nice little blog drifting through the interwebs pipes that contains much epicness. The most recent epicness-speciemen is this lil’ poem…po-em…poe-m? right here. After you are done, go read the entire blog!*

*Ok that blog is fairly old and quite awesome compared to mine. It even has comments. …Well ok it’s damm sexy,my ego needed a stroke though..='( I’ll give him some cake…

YaY Saturd..erm…Monday :(

•March 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Sorry for the lack of new content recently, but my schedule has been hectic the last few days. Anyway this is Saturday’s fail comic, and a new post containing awesome useless information will be posted tomorrow™

YaY Saturday!

•February 14, 2009 • Leave a Comment

happy st valentines

Once upon a time there lived a big camp…

•February 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

One lovely Friday evening Alex V0x2 was running missions in her lovely Rapier in the enchanting system of EF-F36. It was a boring evening, with only a few buttons being pressed throughout the entire 4 hour timeframe. Click on agent – talk – ”gief mission plskthnx” – undock – warp to mission spot – release drones – recall drones- dock – talk to agent – ”i be done gief reward”. This was especially boring seing that those were level one missions. Yeh I know =-> .

Nothing seemed to interrupt this boring process of boredom. Well something did…the explosion of her ship.

People seemed to be nervous that evening, yelling in intel channels and throwing with deadly X’es left and right. But not one second did Alex think about the possibility of hostiles coming her way. After all, who would have any dealings with a poor PvPer trying to make a buc..an isk??

The game of docking – talking to the agent – undocking was hypnotising. So when she undocked and saw that sea of red outside the station, her first thought was ‘I hate my life’.  Emorage soon followed. . .

In other news Mr. Thomas can’t stop from laughing with tears.  We’ll see who’s laughing in the morning when his food bowl will be empty. Har Har Har.

Pew pew, thirst and other things of interest

•February 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Ohai. Wow, third entry already. This blog has survived more than all my other attempts at interweb writing so far. Hooray \o/

Now to get to more serious topics. The EVE-wires are hot these days talking about the epic victory Pandemic Legion obtained in their fight against ..R.U.R. That took some moments of thinking, not because R.U.R’s name is too difficult to remember (well it is for me 😀 ) but because PL simply amazed. True story: after the match every sentence I spoke was about the fight and ended in ”epic on many many levels”. Unfortunately the video of the pewpewage™ isn’t up on youtube yet, so you’ll have to take my word for it. It was epic. On many levels.

Another thing of interest was the beverage I had while watching the epic-on-many-levels match. The picture says it all and further info on the qualities of such a beverage while watching internet spaceships go pew will be detailed in an upcoming Soon™ blog.

Many thanks go to Tournament Cat and Guest Cat, without whom the Tournament wouldn’t have been so epic-on-many-many-levels. Thank you for your meows!