Yes yes this week I failed horribly by promising a new post on Thursday (if I remember correctly) and there was none to be read. So as a ‘I’m sowwy will never happen again I’ll buy cake’ token, no YaY SaturdaY! comics for today and real serious rabbles instead.

*Looks at hand* 1..2..4..no wait…3 days until Apocrypha hits (and yes I spelled it right!). No reason for me to go into specialized reviews and reports from Sisi, mainly because of these 2 big juicy reasons:

1. I never got on Sisi to test Apocrypha. Why? Couldn’t be arsed to fuck up my EvE client, I want to be surprised by it when it hits Tranquility, Couldn’t be arsed to download 1.4 GB of content….pick your favourite one.

2. There are lots of serious dedicated full of win blogs out there that already covered every aspect of this expansion. What could I add? That it will hit Tranquility on March 10th? Hehe..

So yea, March 10th will be the day most of us will have to face RL after oh so many months, go out (GAH!!!) and do some shopping and in general attend to the needs of the bunker. Many months of fun will follow, shooting wormholes while travelling throu….wait…shooting sleeping wormholes while…*CENSORED*…shooting SLEEPERS while travelling through WORMHOLEZ. S. Epicness is to be expected.

On a side note, I have found a nice little blog drifting through the interwebs pipes that contains much epicness. The most recent epicness-speciemen is this lil’ poem…po-em…poe-m? right here. After you are done, go read the entire blog!*

*Ok that blog is fairly old and quite awesome compared to mine. It even has comments. …Well ok it’s damm sexy,my ego needed a stroke though..=’( I’ll give him some cake…

Nothing seemed to interrupt this boring process of boredom. Well something did…the explosion of her ship.

People seemed to be nervous that evening, yelling in intel channels and throwing with deadly X’es left and right. But not one second did Alex think about the possibility of hostiles coming her way. After all, who would have any dealings with a poor PvPer trying to make a buc..an isk??

The game of docking – talking to the agent – undocking was hypnotising. So when she undocked and saw that sea of red outside the station, her first thought was ‘I hate my life’.  Emorage soon followed. . .

In other news Mr. Thomas can’t stop from laughing with tears.  We’ll see who’s laughing in the morning when his food bowl will be empty. Har Har Har.

Now to get to more serious topics. The EVE-wires are hot these days talking about the epic victory Pandemic Legion obtained in their fight against ..R.U.R. That took some moments of thinking, not because R.U.R’s name is too difficult to remember (well it is for me ) but because PL simply amazed. True story: after the match every sentence I spoke was about the fight and ended in ”epic on many many levels”. Unfortunately the video of the pewpewage™ isn’t up on youtube yet, so you’ll have to take my word for it. It was epic. On many levels.

Another thing of interest was the beverage I had while watching the epic-on-many-levels match. The picture says it all and further info on the qualities of such a beverage while watching internet spaceships go pew will be detailed in an upcoming Soon™ blog.

Many thanks go to Tournament Cat and Guest Cat, without whom the Tournament wouldn’t have been so epic-on-many-many-levels. Thank you for your meows!

Name’s Alex. Sure you can call me V0x2 but what reason could you have for calling me a name that isn’t actually a name, but a series of letters and …erm…yes! numbers! Bloody math.

Occupation…well yes, I am a pee wee pee er. Officially, because off the record friends know me as an unpredictable, Barrage firing, Quafe addict, rustbar flying twat. But hey, don’t hate me coz’ I’m pretty!

And to end this fail first entry in style, my cat’s name’s Thomas and he sleeps a lot. Mainly in cozy places.